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Angry Grinch Citizen 2018 with a BANG!!
Dec 27 2018
Citizen Tech Talk
Hello YouTube! Welcome to another episode of Citizen Tech Talk!
Today guys we're going to be doing a follow up on the last couple of videos in relation to, ah... the SCAM and uh... the CULTISM and all that jazz...
I just watched AROUND THE VERSE for the Chistmas special. Guys, ah... you're getting LIED TO STRAIGHT TO YOUR FACE in these Around the Verses. Especially SUBSCRIBERS, you guys are getting bent over and SERVED. Ahm, this show is not all possible, brought to you by Star Citizen and CIG and the audience... it's the SHIPS SALES guys, it's the backers paying for all of this useless GARBAGE including 3D printed models which you'll see which are hundreds of thousands of DOLLARS worth of ah... MODEL. That they've MADE. For THEMSELVES. As TOYS. At their OFFICES.
You know, because WE get to use that? That's gonna be really useful for US? Including those stupid hydraulic sliding DOORS in the offices?
Anyway I'm gonna be playing this video today guys and I'm just gonna be making comments as we go. And yeah, you guys will get to see I guess really where Star Citizen is and where it's NOT going. Ah... and I just... I just HOPE you guys... uh... are THINKING about this and actually going, 'OK, I just watched Around the Verse, it was absolutely poo poo, all these people said these things were EPIC and LEGENDARY...'
CITIZENCON THIS YEAR WAS A loving JOKE.
And if you don't agree with me, there is something very very wrong with your perception of REALITY.
Ahm... I'm saying it how it is today because after watching THAT now, I'm speechless. I'm quite angry actually. Because at the end of the day it's OK to take your money, it's OK to give you empty promises... it's NOT OK by any stretch of the imagination to DISREPECT and slap the audience in the FACE with your 'LEGENDARY CITIZENCON' and your POWER WORDS and your 'THIS IS AWESOME', 'THAT'S AWESOME'...
No, it's loving NOT.
No one is getting anything they WANT. Except for YOU GUYS at CIG and your stupid plastic TOYS you're making.
Anyway guys I'm just gonna start playing the video, I'm just gonna voiceover as we go, ahm...
@02:55
Eric Kieron Davis
Happy holidays!!!
Chris Roberts
Wow, we are happy about these holidays aren't we!
Eric Kieron Davis
And welcome to another episode of Around the Verse! We hope you've all been enjoying 3.4 and celebrating the SEASON in-game with FESTIVE DELIVERY MISSIONS and FUN HOLIDAY FLAIR.
Chris Roberts
Ah... YES! Eehhh... eh... and so the ATLUH... uh... the SHIP CHECK OUTFIT what we're calling the OUTLIER OUTFIT 'cos... anyway (waves hands) there's a long story behind that... don't need to go into it right now... aahhh... is certainly VERY COOL, uh... and FUN it's been... loads of screenshots people have SHARED... in fact... JAKE did this 3D printed version and PAINTED it which is very cool and ehm... did promise to put some lights on it which was the task that Eric gave him... he'll be coming back... tomorrow...
Next year...
Don't worry about that...
Only kidding! JK! Eh... no... he did a GREAT JOB, it's very NICE...
**Citizen Tech Talk**
WHAT THE gently caress IS THAT THING
Chris Roberts
...very fun... and uh, we've enjoyed seeing all the screenshots...
**Citizen Tech Talk**
Christmas KRAMPAS? You know, the HORROR MOVIE? Yeah, obviously shows how much loving TIME they've got spare, doesn't it?
Chris Roberts
...all the entries.
Eric Kieron Davis
Wow. Wow. This is eggnog (raises Star Citizen mug)
Alright. Yeah that'll be FUN. We'll also announce the winners in early JANUARY. And it seems like everyone is getting into the SPIRIT of the holiday season... contest not withstanding of course... when a couple of weeks ago a total of 22 players came together with what they called, 'YULETIDE ON YELA'
That should be a song, that should be a song
No, no... no... a-hahaha!
Chris Roberts
HAHA! Yeah they all landed in formation...
**Citizen Tech Talk**
So guys, they landed in formation in the shape of a christmas tree, because you know, there is literally NOTHING ELSE to do in Star Citizen. Ahm... what can I say guys? This is the thing, they were so BORED they were trying to make up their own content, their own gameplay when there is NONE elsewhere.
You know, 2018, six years.
Tyler Witkin
The best part about 2018 is HANDS DOWN the emergent gameplay coming from the community...
Chad McKinney
This was an AWESOME year because just the opportunity to work with the team to work on the delivery of this vision...
**Citizen Tech Talk**
WHAT DELIVERY OF WHAT VISION, are we playing a different game to what they're doing?
Chad McKinney
...quarterly releases, constant flow of content getting into the player's hands...
**Citizen Tech Talk**
Quarterly releases? What constant flow of content? What? This is...
Mark Abent:
Last year we had to basically revisit and remake Star Citizen and this year was more like, 'OK we have this cool tech, what can we do with it and how do we...'
**Citizen Tech Talk**
Pulled it apart last year AGAIN, second time, and now got COOL TECH and got a TOOLBOX OF TOYS and we're not gonna do anything about it. And Loreville? If you've been on that stupid TRAM more than a couple of times? It gets boring QUICK. The problem is... is you can't GO here, you can't FLY there...
John Crewe:
...improved the framerate massively...
**Citizen Tech Talk**
IMPROVED THE FRAME RATE?! Oh my GOD. 60 frames is not an improvement it's a minimum freaking STANDARD. And that's on high end rigs guys, not on medium/low end rigs
John Crewe:
Very impressive technology.
**Citizen Tech Talk**
Very impressive technology, a-hahaha!
HA-HAHAHA!
There's JPEGS coming up too guys, get ready for the JPEGS
Yeah, and ah... great DEMO, great TRAILER... why don't we get to play any of this poo poo yet? Squadron 42 is the single player game, the MMO RPG should be the one that takes LONGER than the single player. Am I wrong?
And no one gives a poo poo about what you look like in your space helmet.